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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Magic Items Found: 5919 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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