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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
New Chunks Explored: 473071 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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