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Redstone Revolution

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Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	6959
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8604	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	135

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	1412
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RegretfulReject

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	8982
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MinecraftManiaTV

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What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	7241
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

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so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

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Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GrudgeCraft

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Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.