lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world where russia is launching missiles and stuff. we have explosions too but they’re like, way more fun cuz u can blow up ur friends and stuff. plus, u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur base from incoming attacks. join now before putin tries to take over the server too!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Star Shards Collected: 74
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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