so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Crops Grown: 6247 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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