come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Enchantments Applied: 182
Farms Harvested: 262 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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