yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 134 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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