yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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