yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Farms Harvested: 323

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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