yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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