yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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