yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
Enchantments Applied: 140 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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