yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Dragons Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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