yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Dragon Eggs Found: 5426 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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