yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 140357

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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