yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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