yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Villages Defended: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Crops Grown: 5852 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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