yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
Divine Spears Created: 22 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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