yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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