yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 764896 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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