yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
Farms Harvested: 201 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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