Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 4971

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

    Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 96

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

    Slap My Hand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

    Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • mintyboys.org

    mintyboys.org

    this is a public minecraft server with a fun kind community 24/7 mods active so if you have any question feel free to ask.

    it is a modded server so you will need to download a modpack the modpack you will need is https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/industrial-village

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 3 Letter People Minecraft Server

    3 Letter People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with long and complicated usernames? Well, look no further because our server is 99% filled with 3 letter people! That’s right, you could be one of them too! Just imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only have three letters in their name. It’s like a game of charades every time you want to say something. Plus, rumor has it that if you can guess the full name of a 3 letter player, you’ll unlock a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world of short and sweet usernames!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Fruity Minecraft SMP Fun

    Fruity Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of being a boring old apple or a basic banana in the fruit world? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and discover what fruit you truly are! Are you a sassy strawberry or a wild watermelon? Take our fruity quiz and find out!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fruit Gang, a group of Minecraft players who only communicate through fruit emojis. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pineapples rule the land and grapes are the currency.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our fruity SMP today and let your inner fruit flag fly! Just don’t be a sour grape about it.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your virtual hands on! Join now and embark on a wild adventure with our ongoing “Tempesta and the Sleeping Sea” event, where you can unlock SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth Adventure! And don’t forget about our Halloween skins for new Tempesta, Atago, Owari L2D, and BristolJuuchatHoushou – they’re to die for!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the upcoming To Love Ru collab, where you can team up with your favorite anime characters and conquer the pixelated world like never before!

    And remember, bind your account or risk losing it forever in the depths of the Minecraft universe. Oh, and by the way, we don’t have our own Discord because who needs it when you have such an awesome server like ours?

    Check out our resources, ship tier list, equipment guide, PvP strategies, and so much more to dominate the game like a pro. And if you’re into lore and story, we’ve got you covered with our detailed summaries and background stories that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 413899 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Is Fortnite Playable By A 4Channer? Minecraft SMP

    Is Fortnite Playable By A 4Channer? Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a noob in Fortnite and getting wrecked by 12-year-olds with insane building skills? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned Fortnite and all its players because they are too sweaty for our liking.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

    TimTheTatman, whose real name is Timothy John Betar, is a popular American Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining personality and gaming skills. With a large following of over 7 million followers on Twitch, Tim has become one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community. He is also known for his collaborations with other popular streamers and his engaging streams that feature a variety of games. Outside of streaming, Tim is also a husband and father, sharing glimpses of his personal life with his fans.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Crops Grown: 2477 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Bars

    Blocky Bars

    Step into a world of nostalgic prison gameplay with modern twists! Our Classic Prison Server brings you back to the roots of the beloved prison genre, with a focus on progression and exciting enhancements. Start from the bottom as a lowly inmate, working your way up through the ranks by mining, crafting, and trading your way to freedom.Features:Classic Cells: Claim your personal space behind bars, fully customizable to show off your achievements and store your valuable items.Enchantment Shards: Collect rare shards to upgrade your gear and gain powerful enchantments that will give you the edge.Custom Currencies: Trade and barter using unique currencies exclusive to the prison economy, giving depth to trading and buying powerful items.Commissaries: Access limited-time stores where you can sell your items for an increased price!Rank Progression: Start from the lowest rank and rise through the prison hierarchy, unlocking new mines, perks, and privileges as you go.PvP and Gangs: Form alliances or go solo in the fight for dominance. Gangs allow players to team up and compete for control of resources and territory. [Coming Soon]Experience the balance of classic prison gameplay with new mechanics designed to keep the grind fresh and rewarding. Will you earn your freedom or dominate the prison world? Join us and find out!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4FPPMnAuAt Store: https://store.blockybars.net/

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Secret Women’s Minecraft Server

    Secret Women’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dirty little secret is that creepers are actually women in disguise asking for sex! That’s right, our server is filled with scandalous encounters and steamy adventures around every corner. Join us if you dare to uncover the truth behind Minecraft’s most mysterious creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this mythical prize?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also known for its wild parties and epic build battles. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The stakes are high, but the rewards are even higher.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with surprises, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they might not be as innocent as they seem.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP

    Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the American male sitting around playing video games all day instead of contributing to society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help us solve the plight of the American male by putting him back into the workforce… in Minecraft!

    We have created a virtual economy where players can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even start their own businesses. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our SMP?

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly marriage ceremonies where players can find their virtual soulmate and start a virtual family. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us and be a part of the solution to getting the American male off the couch and into the virtual workforce. Plus, where else can you say you got married in Minecraft? Join us now and start living the dream… in pixels!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Genius Merlin

    Genius Merlin

    Welcome to Genius Merlin!

    Discover Genius Merlin, the Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to the next level! With custom textures and cutting-edge systems, we create an immersive gaming environment across multiple worlds, all managed via BungeeCord for a seamless and exciting experience.

    Why choose Genius Merlin? – Enhanced visual experience: Our unique textures transform each block into a work of art. – Multiple Worlds: Explore interconnected realms, each with their own challenges and treasures. – International server: Play with people from different places and make new friends. – Dedicated support: Our team is always available both on the server and on Discord to help you with anything you need.

    Join our Brazilian community and start your Genius Merlin adventure today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server

    Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Star Shards Collected: 258

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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