KimJongCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creepin’ Normalized

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7962	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	223
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Void Gems Collected:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative facts, cloak-and-dagger, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, fringe ideas, government cover-up, hidden agenda., hidden realities, Hidden Truth, mysterious occurrences, outlandish claims, questionable narratives, secret belief, shadowy organizations, skeptical mindset, suspicious events, unconventional theories, underground knowledge, unexplained phenomena

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4125	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, custom fishing, custom leveling system, Friendly, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Land claiming, multiplayer, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, unicorns, Website, zombies

HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

banned, channel restrictions, community guidelines, Content Creator, Gaming, Guidelines, hajime, Live streaming, Minecraft, NoobFree, ONLINE, Platform, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, sanctions, Server, streaming, suspension, terms of service, twitch, video games, VIOLATION

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	4910
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2843	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

Breaking Point, bullying, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional breakdown, emotional turmoil, explosive anger, mental breakdown, mental health, nice kid, Outburst, psychological trauma, quiet kid, QuietKidGoneWild, school violence, SnappedSMP, snapping, social pressure, support system, suppressed emotions, unexpected behavior, warning signs

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Potions Brewed:	167	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	2563	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

arab world, Communication, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas Leader, international affairs, Killed, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, qatar, reconciliation, regional stability, renew contact, Revival, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3