KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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