KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Villages Defended: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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