KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Astral Projections Made: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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