KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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