KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Farms Harvested: 265
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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