KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Crops Grown: 4788 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Buildings Constructed: 21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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