LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 3918
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

    Smell-O-Vision Speedrun
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Crops Grown: 4329
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SYSarchy

    SYSarchy

    Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 215 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4671 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dimension Hops: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1159 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 216 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Star Shards Collected: 119
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3056 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4225
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Villages Defended: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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