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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magic Items Found: 4378
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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