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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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