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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 5856 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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