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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7448 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2646 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!