OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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