Karlsson’s SMP: Where Minecraft meets middle age crisis, oops, I mean Season 2! Whitelist & up 18+

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Welcome to karlssonSMP! ✨
What started in late August 2023 by a couple of friends who decided to invite new players turned into a fun and small community of like-minded players, our goal is to make it feel like you’re just playing with friends. At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.
Apply here: Discord

Welcome to karlssonSMP! ✨

What started in late August 2023 by a couple of friends who decided to invite new players turned into a fun and small community of like-minded players, our goal is to make it feel like you’re just playing with friends. At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Apply here: Discord

Enhanced Gameplay:
Experience the best of both worlds with vanilla gameplay complemented by carefully selected quality-of-life datapacks. Dive into a seamless gaming experience with features like custom armor statues for personalized aesthetics, mini blocks for intricate builds, anti-grief measures against creepers and endermen, player head drops upon vanquishing opponents, their heads will now serve as trophies and more mob heads where mobs have a chance of dropping their head.

Enhanced Gameplay:

Experience the best of both worlds with vanilla gameplay complemented by carefully selected quality-of-life datapacks. Dive into a seamless gaming experience with features like custom armor statues for personalized aesthetics, mini blocks for intricate builds, anti-grief measures against creepers and endermen, player head drops upon vanquishing opponents, their heads will now serve as trophies and more mob heads where mobs have a chance of dropping their head.

Features:
Multiplayersleep
Hermitcraft inspired
Shopping district
Squaremap
Respectful and fun members
10k World border
Map reset every 6 months (S3 begins at the end of June 2024)

Zero Tolerance Policy:
Enjoy a safe and fair gaming environment with strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing. Our community upholds integrity and respect for all players, ensuring a fun and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Server Details:
Our Java Edition server runs on PaperMC and is located in Europe, ensuring a smooth gameplay. Currently, we are on version 1.20.4.

How to Join:
Applying is easy! Simply hop onto our discord server and submit your application. Join a community of like-minded gamers and become part of the karlssonSMP family. We welcome all players, from casual builders to hardcore survivalists.

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP address? A: The server IP address is not provided directly, but you can join through our Discord server.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow to play on the server? A: Yes, we have a zero tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing. Please refer to our rules section on our Discord server for more details.

Q: When does the server map reset? A: The server map resets every 6 months, with Season 3 beginning at the end of June 2024.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on? A: The server currently runs on version 1.20.4 of Minecraft Java Edition.

Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: To apply to join the server, simply join our Discord server and submit your application there.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server? A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server, as long as they follow the rules and guidelines of the community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8163	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

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Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6931
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

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Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5379
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	4608

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

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Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9169
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dimension Hops:	5	Potions Brewed:	96
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8042	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.