JUST SURVIVAL)
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 390251 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.
And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 123 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 73 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2980 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
