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| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1285 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 154 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
