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| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!
Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 9113 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7587 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5709 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
