Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

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Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ores Mined:	959
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Skelebro’s Spooky Server: Where Skeletons Have More Fun Than You!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a cat dad! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for kitty litter and fish to feed your adorable feline friends.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7089	Dragon Eggs Found:	7254
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	3215
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8436	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4265	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1722	Dragon Eggs Found:	8308
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	572178	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Convicts

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Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RoboCraft: Where Even Robots Can’t Resist the Urge to Mine and Build!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft with boring old humans? Well, on our server, we have a special guest – a robot who is obsessed with playing video games! Join us for a chance to team up with our robotic friend and conquer the virtual world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some new coding skills along the way! So why wait? Join our server now and game on with our mechanical buddy!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	523390
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2569	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Animals Bred:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Gods Slained:	1