Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Crew Corner

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2115	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	42
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Star Shards Collected:	186

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ores Mined:	1256
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	4620
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	234	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1654	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchantments Applied:	267
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Towns Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6