Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

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Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1603
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChudBusters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	6054	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty or Not, Here We Build

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5433
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our explosive PvP battles will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but with pixelated graphics)! – Our nuclear-powered mobs will keep you on your toes as you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. – Want to build a base that can withstand a missile strike? Our indestructible blocks will make sure your creations stay standing no matter what. – Join our server and become the ultimate dictator of your own faction, ruling with an iron fist (or diamond sword). – Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with alien technology waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where every day is like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where we believe that every player needs to own a diamond vibrator in order to truly experience the joy of building and mining in the game. Trust us, once you start using it, you’ll never want to play Minecraft without it again!

Just like the author of this quote, you too can experience true happiness by joining our server and embracing the power of the vibrator. Who knew that a simple tool could bring so much joy and excitement to your Minecraft adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of pleasure and fun in Minecraft. And remember, a vibrator is not just a tool, it’s a way of life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Dragon Den

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and rainbow-colored creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond block that poops out diamond armor every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn pig that farts out enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	928	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Anon’s Block Party

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Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8675
Farms Harvested:	816	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Stone Age Crafters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Animals Bred:	127	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Items Found:	1020

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

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🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Crops Grown:	3199	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	625119	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0