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JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mines Excavated:	3159
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Farms Harvested:	611	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ores Mined:	4154	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Animals Bred:	82
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4