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RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchantments Applied:	260	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Void Armor Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8000
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	5026
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3655
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2270
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6505	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	98533	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13