JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	2056
Dragon Eggs Found:	8212	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous protagonist, Book, Builder, captivating narrative., crime, detective, Enigmatic, f.., Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 204014363, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	444	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1067
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	144
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Farms Harvested:	507

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	New Chunks Explored:	257368
Divine Spears Created:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	156