Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

aging, COMEBACK, confusion, dronies, Fame, fanbase, former celebrity, has been, idk, Irrelevant, irrelevant celebrity, jim, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old age, Outdated, past glory, retired, smp, Super, super old, want him back

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7835	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Animals Bred:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, becoming an expert, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, honing abilities, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, mastering talents, Minecraft, perfecting skills, personal development, quick learning, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RedditMineCrafters

Analysis, Behavior, browsing, Comments.., Community, discovery, ENGAGEMENT, History, Insights, INTERESTING, internet, ONLINE, patterns, Posts, profile, reddit, RedditMineCrafters, social media, trends, User

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace negotiations, putin, Scrambled, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, urge, US, Woodward book

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyShmonaRocket

Attack, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, CraftyShmonaRocket, death toll, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Kiryat Shmona, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military conflict, RETALIATION, rocket barrage, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, War

come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

abortion, abortion access, abortion policy, abortion services, backyard, community attitudes, community support, healthcare access, healthcare policy, moral beliefs, moral issue, neighborhood impact, neighborhood opposition, neighborhood services, NIMBY attitudes, public opinion, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, rights-based issue, social attitudes, WOMENS RIGHTS, Zone

hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4964
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

BUTTER, Capy, Contest, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, District, Exploration, flow, Fly, friend role, grief-free, Halloween, Homes, kittycannon, Land Claims, Melted, navigation, Prizes, profile, Rtp, Server, Shop, shopping, smp, Warps, world

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crops Grown:	7839
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

497456338, bandai namcoent, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, edit, eip.gg, elden ring, general, Google spreadsheets, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Kingdom, Lands Between, Latest Patch, mapgenie io, Minecraft, patch notes, Rentry, Server, touch bloodstain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

afc, Break, caf, coaches, Concacaf, conmebol, Fifa, football, global competition., International, international break, international friendlies, Minecraft, national teams, Players, qualifying matches, smp, Soccer, sports, strategies, Tactics, travel restrictions, UEFA, World Cup

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	146
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	471

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

blushing, butterflies in stomach, compliments, CrushCraft, date nights, daydreaming, deep connection, emotional vulnerability, EYES, FLIRTING, Heart, heart emojis, holding hands, long conversations, love notes, physical touch, romantic gestures, romantic gestures for him, secret smiles, shared interests, smp, stolen glances, surprise visits, thoughtful gifts

Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	130
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

drone attack, KremlinCraft, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, Missiles, north korean, Reports, Russian, Set Ablaze, Shells, Ukraine, weapons depot

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2920	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4635	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	1593	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	2425	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crops Grown:	2471	Heroic Legacies Created:	1