Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Crops Grown: 8920

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Farms Harvested: 248 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Emeralds Found: 7582
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mines Excavated: 4892
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 200

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5334
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Star Shards Collected: 112

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 889
    Magic Items Found: 1960 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 173 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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