so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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