so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 8034 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
Meteorites Collected: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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