Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crops Grown:	4670	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
New Chunks Explored:	552596	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Potions Brewed:	143	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Votes:	6523
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2087
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Votes:	2095

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9856	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Farms Harvested:	858
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Buildings Constructed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Void Gems Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
New Chunks Explored:	289438	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”